Sunday, February 28, 2010

How Many Husbands Do You Have?

Officially, you know according to the ol' marriage license, I am married to just one guy.

But if there is one thing being married to Jon Wayne has taught me, it is that he is a man of many faces.

I would say most of the time I have been married to this man.


Shorter haircut with a good amount of face scruff. I would say this man has made up the majority of our marriage. It's his typical construction man/dad look and, in my eyes, it totally works for him. I am a big fan of this man.

Occasionally, mostly in the hot summer months, I am married to this man.


This buzzed cut with a little less in the face hair look is my running man. When he looks like this, it usually means he is running more, hiking more, biking more... basically outside more. Sometimes I think he likes this man the best though I have no objections myself.

And there are those rare occasions when the man I marry becomes this guy.

Clean is the best word to describe it. New hair cut, smooth shaved face and it is usually followed by a well groomed wardrobe choice. Who could possibly not like this guy?! It is on these moments that I occasionally catch sight of my husband and before my mind registers who he is, I have the though, "Hmmm, look at that good looking guy." It makes recognizing him as my own all the more fun.





But as you are all aware, there have been times, after extended absences, that I have come home to this man.
Thankfully, his visits are few and far between. We don't miss him too much.





Most recently, because of an extended project, I have been married to a man I haven't really seen since we were dating.
Yes, it is true. I actually married a guy who creepily resembled a hermit mountain man while we dated.



But, thankfully, the project is over and with it, we return just briefly to clean man.
And so you see I have many husbands. And I only included his face. Don't even get me started on the personalities...


Though I may prefer some of my husbands more than the others, I most definitely love them all.




Except this one



10 comments:

dirty>south said...

ha 2nd to last photo looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's day off.

Daniel and Litany said...

Oh how I miss you two!!!

Tyler - Danielle - Emree said...

That is an hilarious post and honestly makes me giggle. Jon is so funny.

Angie Larkin said...

Ha Ha! Bravo! He DOES look like Cameron!

Gui said...

Funny!!

Peggy Dee said...

Too bad you don't have a picture of Jon the day that we were taking you through the temple for the first time. Do you remember he got home a little late and he said he just had to shower and shave and he came out with a mohawk? I about died! Luckily, he was only messing with me and he went back in and buzzed it off. Jon is a man of many hair styles. He would make a great spy! Hmmm...

Kristy said...

That's some impressive facial hair. Not to give Jon any ideas but my friend once grew out his hair and beard and then shaved everything execpt a ring that went from his head to his chin. He looked like a lion.

Stacie said...

Ha! I laughed out loud at the last picture!! So...how many personalities are we talking about? Just curious.

lysh said...

That reminds me so much of Brandon. It is amazing how different they can look with their hair and facial hair. PS I told Brandon that he could have stayed with you guys in Vegas. It was such a last minute thing and he thought he'd be able to stay with one of his buddies. When it didn't work out he didn't want to call you guys the night of...

Portia, Jake, Conner, & Jaden said...

ha ha this was to funny!!!! I love it!! Gosh I miss you gurly! Your kiddos look to cute and look at you miss beautiful!!! Hope all is well xoxox