Mom, what is -insert random item- ?
I then answer
Mom, I lub -insert random item-! - stated very very enthusiastically.
Turns out he loves many things he is not actually able to identify by himself. But, well, this one is my absolute favorite. Sorry future Rhode, had to be written.
Rhode: Mom, what is this? (pointing to his chest while changing into clothes in the morning)
Mom: Well, that is your nipple.
Rhode: Mom, I lub mipples!
Mom: You do?
Rhode: Yes! Look I have two mipples!
Mom: Yes, you do have two.
Rhode: Mom, what I do with mipples? I pinch them? (he then demonstrates how this, in theory, would go)
Mom: No you don't need to pinch them. They are just... there.
Rhode: Oh... but I lub mipples mom.
Might have been an interesting word to teach him, but I would still rather him going around talking about his mipples than his lower extremity, which he claims is getting too big for his underwear.
Two year olds are fun.