The proof? Here is the "so new it is still gross" photo. Official stats are as follows.
NIELSEN, RHODE ALBERT
September 13, 2008 - Present
Weight: 7 pounds 4 ounces
Hair: Present but receding.
Birth Marks: None.
Vocals: Can squeal like a pig
Hardware: Fully equiped. "strapped"
Kacey is in good conditions. She didn't even break a sweat. We were gaming on the chances that our kid would get too big if we waited too long. Under the direction of her doctor Kacey lied, and we went into the hospital shortly before noon on Saturday.
This child was very much wanted in our family, and I feel blessed that Kacey and Rhode came through in such great conditions. We thank our Heavenly Father for this gift.
Now let's all pray together that I don't mess him up.