Earls Reunite

And then it was reunion time.  

I don't know if you know this but there are so many Earls.  And all those Earls have had a whole lotta babies.  There were so many kids running around it was hard to fathom.  Grandma Earl decided to sit down and take a census one of the evenings and came up with a grand total of 96 in attendance.  

That gave planning the reunion a whole new level of difficulty.  We couldn't just have ideas for the adults.  We had a whole new generation of Earls who needed to be entertained.

So here is the schedule we came up with:

Thursday
6:15 or 7:30 Temple session
We got a big group together for a trip to the Temple.  Grandma Earl works at the temple on Thursdays so we were there will all her temple people.  It was a fantastic evening.  I loved seeing my Grandma surrounded by so many of her family members.  She told me it was one of the best nights of her life.  Can't beat that.

Friday 8:00-9:00 Family 5K @ David & Peggy’s 

We started the morning with a run.  I won't pretend this idea was big with the crowd.  When we first mentioned it, the reactions ranged from slightly enthused to the more popular, not even slightly interested.  The planners and I may have gotten a tad bit annoyed at the nay-sayers and we possibly might have added a race participation incentive to one of our later competitive events.  It was purely vindictive in nature... but mostly harmless.

Sadly, my mom has a much kinder heart than the rest of us and she let out our evil plan.  Before we knew it, we had EVERYONE participating in the race.  It made the logistics a little intense and we had hardly any helpers, but it was an awesome amount of participation.

The results were so fun. Our fastest three runners came in as expected. But who snuck in just a minute behind them? My 11 year old kid of cousin, Zachary. Amazing run. Then it was just surprise after surprise as people finished strong. We had four year olds running a big chunk of the way. It was inspiring. I hope everyone had the positive experience I had with it.

9:00-9:30 Breakfast

We rewarded the runners with a high protein breakfast burrito and delectable cinnamon rolls Grandma Earl style. Hey, they just ran three miles. Calories well earned.

9:30-10:00 Short adult meeting and kids program (*surprise water fight attack by kids!)

My mom was so good about keeping our younger guests in mind. It was her idea to host a bogus adult meeting and let the kids attack them with water balloons instead. I was against the idea, purely because I was sure it would involve me staying up until early hours of the morning filling water balloons. Thankfully that didn't happen. Someone filled them up, but it wasn't me so I was cool with it.

We called the kids in under the guise that we were putting together a "program". The boys could not have looked less interested. The girls, on the other hand, were bouncing off the walls and asking if there would be costumes. When I told them the real plan, I saw about 5 little boys go from a frown to a huge smile instantly. Little Jack Emig instantly shouted, "I thought this was going to be so boring!"  

They took their assignment with gusto and the adults got a good soaking.

10:00-2:00 Lunch/Boating/kiddie pool/slip&slide @ David & Peggy’s

This was the perfect opportunity to chat, catch up, let our kids meet and play, and get a little boating on. We threw out a big tarp with some soap and hoped the kids would think it was kinda fun. Little did we realize the fun monster we had created.

It was a crazy amount of slippery excitement.

1:00-4:00 Rest and prepare dinner assignments

A family reunion with time for baby naps? Best ever.

6:30-9:00 Dinner/Awkward family photos/t-shirt reveal @ David & Peggy’s

We had some yummy tacos for dinner and a cupcake making contest for dessert. I declared Myca and Uncle Tom our official judges as 1) Myca is a self-proclaimed cupcake aficionado so I knew she would come with the knowledge and palate necessary to do a good job and 2) I know Uncle Tom would add the 'fabulous' needed to make it feel legit. I was right.

 

Awkward family photos was a fantastic family reunion game... if I may say so myself. And I am. But it takes a certain family to play it. One) you have to have a family with a lot of late bloomers/awkward childhood years, Two) you have to have people with a quick wit and a quick tongue, and Three) you have to have a family that can handle mocking each other for hours and still like each other at the end.

Speaking of awkward, here's a shot of me hosting!

 

The Earl family fits this bill so well I think we might even like each other more after our round of roasting.

Here is one of our picture examples. We would display the picture and then ask a question. The question for this photo was, "What is Barbie saying in this photo?" 

My family's answer was, "I never date guys with hair longer than mine..."

I can't remember any other answer but I will assure you they were hilarious.

And then we revealed our t-shirts of the year. Our family theme was "We are Family" and we then collected ideas from family for finishing the sentence, "You Might Be an Earl If..."

Here are the winners:
You might be an Earl if...
you always assume you're in charge
you have ever hidden pie under your bed
you have a rational fear of pool basketball
you are overly competitive despite your mediocrity
you seek a cash reward for family fun
you think you can dance
you consider scones a complete meal
you shush people at parties to make announcements
your last name got you out of a speeding ticket
you blame your questionable behavior on the "color code"
you know the difference between a horse and a mule
you've argued over the outcome of a game of Candyland
you play by "cherry creek" rules
you are pretty sure you know more than the teacher

We further introduced the theme with a little group song parody effort to the tune of "We are Family".  This was one of our more intense parodies we have ever written.  The song has a complicated rhythm!  But, no worries, we nailed it anyway.

We are family

I’ve got all my Earl’s with me

We are family

Get up everybody and Sing

We’ve got Doug, he’s the oldest of brothers

When he walks on by..

Everyone hides their face and cold cereal

From his eagle eye

We may feel guilty but don’t be depressed

He likes you and me.

And if it makes you feel better

He kissed three girls as a missionary!

CHORUS

Living life is fun says Uncle Tom

He likes finer things

No shirt no shoes, hey no problem

Proudly bears those G’s

Hey, we’re headed to Toms

Their food’s the best

We’ll have a chat, catch a show or two

some kinda wrong

but we’re with Tom so it’s cool.

CHORUS

Oh look there, Uncle Jeff so good to see him

It has been awhile.

Don’t worry, nothing has changed

‘specially his hair style

He won’t be back at the ranch

So a drive you’ll make.

The Jeff Earls have upgraded to

Meanwhile back at the lake.

Our dad Dave is so fun, he’s an awesome guy

We love to invite

He will sample your food, no need to ask

And make fun of your height

Was this your party?  Oh, are you sure?

You might want to see

Cause Dave has now taken over

And they are all headed golfing.

Hey there’s Pat!  We love him, having lots of fun

Just don’t play church ball

And be on his same team for your pool games

or some fouls he’ll call

Pat sure seems really strong and in charge

But he’s kept in check

Pat may be head of the household

But his wife Lori’s the neck

We will never forget our Aunt Tami,

we wish she were here

We know she would be laughing so loud now

It’d be hard to hear.

But, she’ll be in our hearts

and our mind this week

And we bet Tami and Grandpa

Can’t help but look in and take a peek!

The night ended and we put our exhausted children and selves to bed.

Saturday 7:30 Golf 

The boys were excited about their golf game and were up bright an early and on the green.  I am sure it was awesome.  I wasn't there.  I find golf dull.  

9:00-11:00 Craft time with the ladies

Kylie and Kendall had some great little crafts going on but this was one of the first times during the reunion that I had time to sit and chat with my Earl girls. It was good to sit and even better to chat.

10:00-1:00 Swimming (games w/prizes for kids) and volleyball tourney and lunch (pizza) @ Grandma’s

This would have been a big hit but it ended up being a really hot day. Once our shade structures were in place and the snow cones had arrived, all was well but seriously, even for a Vegas girl, it was a hot day.

I had such a great time. I left all my reunion cares behind and played three games of volleyball. It was a blast. I probably should have been working on Amazing Race plans... but hey, all's well that ends well!

 

4:30-6:30 Amazing race @ David & Peggy’s
Amazing Race's are no joke. They take a TON of work. I was impressed with the one we did at our last family reunion but I have a whole new respect for it because ours was about a million times simpler and it still took so much work to get together. It was interesting not being a participant because it was really hard to tell if people actually enjoyed themselves but they all claim they did and... well, we are a pretty honest bunch.

So here were the events:

Ropes course: Jon set up a ropes course that teams had to untangle themselves from to move on
Basketball Challenge: Teams had to score 30 points by taking shots one by one from different places on the court (each worth different points)
M & M's Challenge: We filled hundreds of dixie cups with a layer of m&ms. Teams had to eat the M&M's until they found the cup with the x on the bottom. I had no idea this would end up being one of the hardest challenges of the day. Some teams went through dozens and dozens of cups before finally finding one. One team picked up an x on the first cup.
Dance Challenge: Teams were given a piece of music and were asked to choreograph a dance that had certain requirements, (i.e. length of dance, certain moves that had to be included) They then performed it for the judges and either passed or didn't. This was the event I ran. It was so fantastic.
Name that Baby: We gathered newborn pictures of a lot of the newest great grandchildren. Teams had to separate them by which baby went to which grandparent. It also turned out being much harder than I expected. Of course, I didn't expect so many parents not to be able to recognize their own babies! But I did make a mistake on this one and my answer sheet stuck one baby with the wrong family. Oops! That's what I get for my volleyball time wasting...
Alkaseltzer Trivia: One team member taped an alkaseltzer to their forehead. Their team members then had to dissolve the seltzer by squirting it with a squirt gun. But they were only allowed to squirt if they answered a family trivia question.
Year in Photos: We had five classic Earl family photos. Teams had to guess the year the photo was taken and then add up all five photos and give a total. Made a little error here too but luckily only the first time caught my blunder...
Eating Challenge: We created a spinning wheel with different food challenges on them. 3 members of the team had to spin the wheel and eat what they landed on. If they ran our race, they got to spin a second time. Our food list included: a live goldfish, sardines, a piece of seaweed, black licorice, marshmallows, 20 saltine crackers (I should have made this 10... 20 was too much), and a spoonful of molasses.

6:30 Dinner/Lip Sync @ David & Peggy’s

For our lip sync this year, we asked everyone to pick a song from the year their Earl head of household graduated from high school, then change the lyrics to tell a story about them.

Everyone really nailed this assignment. The songs were creative and fun and performed well. It was really funny and just seemed like a great celebration of our Earls that we know and love.

We chose "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" for our song. Our lyrics are on my mom's computer. Hopefully I will talk her into sending them to me so I can post them later.

After our performances we got to hear briefly from my Uncle Doug, Uncle Pat and my Grandma, which was fantastic. We then handed out our last reunion project we titled "Why I Believe." We asked everyone interested to write down not their testimony, but why they personally believe the Gospel is true. I was in charge of putting the final project together and it was an amazing experience for me. We sometimes assume that finding their path to religion was easy and I felt in every instance, there was more to their path than I had ever realized. It strengthened my testimony in Jesus Christ and His plan and I am grateful to have been a part of it.

My Earl Family, there sure are a lot of us!

All (almost) of the great grandchildren.  Can you believe how many are actually looking at the camera?!

The cousins





And the David Earl group


And I really hope that is all that we did because reliving this has been exhausting! Hope everyone had as much fun as I did!